when i hear someone in public say "tumblr"
sodamnrelatable: “what you know about that”
bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
tespian-mage: SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
When boys and girls are best friends.
sodamnrelatable: What people think happens: What really happens: True
When you take a sticker off something but the...
Realizing what a lazy shit you are.
"Hello, would you like a table?"
sodamnrelatable: “Oh, is this a furniture store?”
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
When you go shopping
sodamnrelatable: expectation: reality:
"Stand still and the bee won't sting you" →
sodamnrelatable: “What?!..Screw that, I’m running!”
When you eat something really delicious for the...
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
sodamnrelatable: *two hours later* Totally!!
When you miss the ice cream truck
The awkward moment when your high 5 gets rejected.
When some bitch takes the spot you were saving for...
sodamnrelatable: Did that really happen?
That pissed off moment the vending machine takes... →
How to comfort a crying friend
When someone looks at your baby pictures and...
sodamnrelatable: Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
3AM phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
sodamnrelatable: “NO, I’M F**KING SKYDIVING.”