May 2013
107 posts
when i hear someone in public say "tumblr"
sodamnrelatable:
“what you know about that”
bmoburns:
preteenager:
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES...
tespian-mage:
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
When boys and girls are best friends.
sodamnrelatable:
What people think happens:
What really happens:
True
When you take a sticker off something but the...
sodamnrelatable:
Realizing what a lazy shit you are.
sodamnrelatable:
"Hello, would you like a table?"
sodamnrelatable:
“Oh, is this a furniture store?”
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
sodamnrelatable:
When you go shopping
sodamnrelatable:
expectation:
reality:
"Stand still and the bee won't sting you" →
sodamnrelatable:
“What?!..Screw that, I’m running!”
When you eat something really delicious for the...
sodamnrelatable:
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
sodamnrelatable:
*two hours later*
Totally!!
When you miss the ice cream truck
sodamnrelatable:
The awkward moment when your high 5 gets rejected.
sodamnrelatable:
When some bitch takes the spot you were saving for...
sodamnrelatable:
Did that really happen?
That pissed off moment the vending machine takes... →
sodamnrelatable:
How to comfort a crying friend
sodamnrelatable:
When someone looks at your baby pictures and...
sodamnrelatable:
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
3AM phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
sodamnrelatable:
“NO, I’M F**KING SKYDIVING.”
